V is for Victory

The place:  LaVell Edwards stadium

The quest:  To win bragging rites for the next year

64, 301 people showed up to witness one of the oldest and most spirited rivalries in the realm of college football.  

A rivalry with the power to halt friendships, divide families, and cause long lasting mood swings in some.  

{For the record, I still love all of my U of U friends.  Is the feeling mutual today?}

There was a dash of red in the sea of blue.

The Cougars showed up in jerseys that were reminiscent of their 1984 National Championship colors.  

The Utes had hate and blood in their eyes.

After tailgating, we headed to our seats.  The same seats my dad has had forever.  Blue runs in his veins.

My family tree includes 4 generations of Cougars.

BYU is where Jeff and I began.

I love Y mountain.  

Jeff.

A Cougar.  Then a Ute.  

{Repented.}

Now, forever a Cougar.

Yet another thing to add to my gratitude list this year.

I Think I'm Gonna Be Sick

*Thanksgiving Desserts 2009

2 pumpkin

1 apple

1 sour cream lemon

2 chocolate

1 chocolate pecan

1 banana cream

1 regular pecan

1 lemon meringue

1 raspberry cheesecake delight

2 pumpkin rolls

1 plate of fudge

1 large bowl of heavy whipped cream

*Note to self - Send a hand written thank you card to the following saintly beings: the inventor of sugar, the manufacturers of elastic waistband pants, and the makers of Gas-X.

Send flowers too. 

This Year Shaw Will Be Carving the Turkey

Happy Thanksgiving 

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Only In Magazines

On Saturday, I attended a New Moon brunch that was meticulously prepared and organized for 10 fanpires.  Every element was carefully thought out and no detail was left undone.

It was like stepping into the pages of a magazine.  

The food was heavenly.  Girly food that spoke to my I-don't-usually-go-to-brunches-on-Saturday-afternoons-and-I'm-so-glad-I'm-not-home-folding-laundry self.  Brie with brown sugar, pecans, and cranberries baked in puffed pastry.  Two kinds of quiche.  English cranberry scones. Rice pudding. Spinach salad with goat cheese (I think the hostess was trying to prove a point - and she did). Crackers with fruit.  It was like something out of Gourmet magazine.  

Only better.

(And I really do think I heard angels sing.)

The hostess, Alysa, is an interior designer and her home is beyond beautiful. She has such a flair and creativity that makes her house jaw dropping.  She and her husband restored an old pioneer home that had belonged to his family. The end result is a work of art.  I kid you not - it is gorgeous.  It is a place where you can stand in every room for minutes on end and just study and sigh at all of the amazing things she has done.  It's like a creative sensory rush.

Luckily her husband was willing to email me these pictures.  None of the pictures I took with my camera turned out.  He, obviously, has a real grown up camera and is a great photographer. 

(2010 New Year's Resolution #1:  Get a new camera)

(2010 New Year's Resolution #2: Beg, plead, and grovel for Chadwick to come out of his photography hiatus and take a family picture for us) 

I tried to sneak out with one of these pillows but thought the feather trail might give me away.

Treats for the movie.

The table was covered with funny tidbits about the books.  My favorite was: Edward Cullen - raising the bar for husbands and boyfriends since 1918.


When one of Alysa's boys saw this poster, he asked, "Mom, why are you in that picture?" She IS Alice. She has a definite je ne sais quoi about her. 


Great conversations about Edward, losing oxygen while scuba diving in underwater caves, shark attacks and surefire ways to save yourself from one (my method will work, Randee!), and wondering why Jacob has to be so darn cute (and under age).

I've decided that I am boycotting breakfast and lunch.

'Cause brunch is where its at. 

(2010 New Year's Resolution #3:  Convince Chadwick that he needs to smuggle in the baked Brie recipe when we do our family photo shoot)

:) !

I Stand Corrected

Thanks to newly formed friendships and generous fellow foodies who are looking out for my gastronomical welfare, I can now say, with my head held high and with a tear of dairy joy in my eye, that I, in fact, like goat cheese.

What a travesty it would have been had I carried on through the remainder of my days with the dark shadow of corrupt goat cheese still tainting my tongue. Thank you Chadwick & Alysa for righting this great wrong.  My taste buds and I are so glad the two of you came into my life. You guys are awe inspiring.   Truly.

To you whom I may have swayed with my persuasive rant on my misgivings towards the creamy creation, I say, "I apologize.  I was misinformed.  I was lead astray.  I was wrong."

And to Smith's cheese department, I say, "Get thee hence."

{And I will never be tricked by bad cheese in adorable packaging again.}

It's the Reason I Stress Over the Season

Please do me a favor and tell me what I should get for my parents and in-laws for Christmas.

Seriously.

If you could see my face, you would know that there is not a hint of jest in my demeanor.  A slight frown is forming on my lips and a definite scowl is approaching my brow.

It's the part of Christmas that I stress over more than anything else.  

Decorating?  Delightful.  Shopping for the kids and my hubby?  Easy peasy. Baking goodies and candies and munchies of merriment?  Memory making. Wrapping, and bustling, and caroling, and peace on earthing?  Such a joy.

Finding the right gift for our parents?  Back-breaking.  Taxing.  Grueling. Worrisome. Arduous. 

Scrooge inducing.

What do you get for people who have been collecting stuff for 60+ years? People who really don't need anything?  People who have a hard time coming up with gift ideas for themselves when you pose the question, "What would excite and enthuse and delight you for Christmas?"

(my furrowed brow deepens as I recall the echo of "socks...socks...socks...socks...socks" from Christmas Q & A's of shopping seasons past)

I don't like giving socks for Christmas.  I'll admit that I have given them before.  But I didn't like it one bit and I wasn't being true to myself.

I was just desperate.

So, please friends, family, and bashful blog stalkers - help ease my pain this holiday season. We love our parents.  We want to give them what is rightfully theirs - a gift with meaning and purpose and significance.  

Or at least something they will use. 

When giving suggestions, kindly keep in mind the following parameters:

1.  It needs to fit within a 1 income budget.  I have 6 mouths to feed and as much as I'd like to give them front row tickets and back stage passes to every Neil Diamond concert across the country, my kids cannot survive on Saltines and Tang.

2. It needs to not require me to be too crafty.  Long crafty projects involving painting, and shaping, and glittering, and glue-gunning make me want to peel my toenails off.  Also remember, I don't sew.  If there's minimal craftiness involved, I can handle it.  If it takes longer than 2 hours, I'm comin' for ya and you better run...

3.  Suggestions need to not include the words: skull and crossbones, bedazzled, Chia Pet, or Blue Boutique.  For the heart health of my fathers, it should probably also not include the word Obama. 

Come one, come all!  Share in the holiday warmth this year.  Give me your ideas so I can rest easy through the coming weeks.  I know you're brimming with fabulous suggestions.  

Pray tell!!!!

Otherwise, Jeff says we'll hit the The Wals-Mart on Christmas Eve and call it good. 

Sick and Wrong

For the record, I have never:

eaten goat

licked a goat

hugged a goat

kissed a goat

wrestled a goat

milked a goat

studied a goat

raised a goat

kicked a goat

shared a meal with a goat

exchanged conversational pleasantries with a goat

run away to Vegas with a goat

shared a jail cell with a goat

knocked back some homemade vanilla with a goat

Then why, on Sunday afternoon when we made a gourmet pizza that was topped with goat cheese, did I know exactly what a goat tastes and smells like?  How do I now know what it would be like to do the above list of goatish things?

Do I like goat cheese?

To this I answer:  BLA-A-A-A-HHHH!   BLA-A-A-A-HHHH!

(does this lower my status in Foodie-ville?)

Reaching the Age of Accountability

"...show unto your God that ye are willing to repent

of your sins and enter into a covenant with him to keep

his commandments, and witness it unto him this day

by going into the waters of baptism."

- Alma 7:15 (Book of Mormon)

Yesterday was a momentous day for Brittan and our family.  As members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, it is our belief that 8 years old is the age of accountability in which a child knows the difference between right and wrong and can enter into the waters of baptism by choice and with a knowledge and understanding of the promises they are making. Brittan was ready to take upon himself the name of our Savior, Jesus Christ, and to live to be an example of him.

Although in its infancy, Brittan's testimony is growing and expanding as he learns more about the gospel and the principles that we strive to follow.

"Our church is true because Joseph Smith brought our church back to the earth.  He restored the Priesthood.  I know Joseph Smith is a true prophet because he was very faithful and obedient."

His famous Aunt Carene and cousin Chante both gave talks.

"I believe the Book of Mormon was written by true prophets.  It teaches me about miracles that have happened, that I must repent, and that I need to be baptized like Jesus.  He didn't need to be baptized but he did so he could be our example."

"Heavenly Father gave us families.  I'm happy about that because we can be comforted and loved by our families."

 

"When I get older I'm going to go to the temple so I can get married 

there and feel the Holy Ghost a lot."

-  Brittan

Hand Me a Pina Colada and the Calculator, Please

It's Thursday and I'm feelin' crazy.

Not your typical stay-at-home-mum-with-a-twitching-eye-and-"baby-flung-oatmeal"-matted-in-your-hair-and-wearing-yesterday's-mascara kind of crazy.  

That's the typical kind of crazy and who wants craziness that is typical?

Shouldn't crazy be atypical? 

I think it should.

So, because it's Thursday and I'm feeling atypical craziness in my bones (btw - I really do have a weird twitching eye thing...honest...ask my friend Randee....she knows....and still loves me just the same) I'm doing something on this little bitty blog of mine that I've never done before.  Not ever.

Ready?

(drum roll)

I'm having a giveaway!!!!!!!!!

(me and my blog here just want to be liked and to have friends and sit at the cool table - just like all of the other popular blogs)

Let's get straight to the best part of this zaniness that is crowding my cranium this morning - the prize. 

If you give the correct answer to my question (patience, children, put your hands down - I haven't asked you the question yet) you will win: 

* An exclusive, all inclusive trip for 4 to the tropical paradise that is Hawaii. 10 days and 10 nights of pineapple eating, and snorkeling, and tanning, and hula-ing, and surfing, and whatever else tickles your island fancy.  If you need a babysitter, we will happily watch your children for you.  All 10 days. They will be clean and happy and well fed and taken care of when you come to retrieve them.  

Sounds good, eh?  (I married a Canadian)

Here's the question:

How many leaves did we rake up this year?

No, sillies, I don't expect your answer to be exact.  That would be ridiculous.  

(funny little blog buddies!)

It just must be within 100 of the actual number.

Here's Shaw doing his figuring.

Here's from a different angle.

Yes, your answer must include the leaves that are still lingering on the lawn near the curb. See, those right there, near the wheelbarrow? Those need to be counted too.

No, the leaves don't have to be completely whole to be counted.  They must, however, be at least 3/4 whole to count.  That's just to keep it fair for everyone.

'Cause we're all about being fair around here.

The first person with the correct number (within 100) wins.  Deadline is next Monday at 2:00 p.m.  (That's when my stories come on and I don't want to be bothered with it after that.)

Ready?

Set?

Aloha!

(and good luck!)

Tick Tock - Don't Trust That Clock

Twice a year we change our clocks because of daylight savings.

And twice a year, when I reset my clocks, I set them 5 minutes fast.

In theory, that 5 minutes should allow us a chance of arriving to various destinations while enjoying the fruits of being punctual.  These fruits being things like less stress and perspiration that accompanies it, better seats or choices of seats, less chance of speeding and getting a ticket in transit, fewer gasps from heavy breathing while rushing nilly willy, or embarrassing apologies and entrances.

In theory, that 5 minute leeway should work.

But, of course, my theories never pan out.

See, whenever we're rushing around trying to get out the door, I look at the clock, sigh with relief, and say to myself, "Oh, we actually have 5 more minutes." Then I let the clock lapse that additional 5 minutes (and maybe a few more).

And I'm running late as usual.

Where's the logic in that?

Every single glance at the clock results in an adjustment to the actual time in my head.

My kids even see through my attempts at manipulating time.  My boys are supposed to leave for school at 8:30 a.m.  When the minute hand hits the 6, they'll say, "We have until 8:35 because the clock is fast."

Am I teaching them to be punctuality delinquents?

It really is absurd.  We have 7 clocks in the house.  All set 5 minutes fast.  Even the car clock is set fast.  All truthless in their efforts to relay time and space.  All facades of fact.   All half-truths of the hands.

Sure makes living in the moment a difficult task.

VIII

Brittan, our resident cartoon character, turned 8 this past week.

What can I say about Britt?

He really cracks us up.  He is quirky, and goofy, and mischievous, and a hair off center.  That's what makes him Britt.  He is so different from his older siblings and is the spice and zest in this family.  

He is definitely the 3rd child.  He's had to fight to have a voice of his own and to be heard above the noise of the others.

As a result, we sometimes have to inform him that he is actually yelling rather than talking.

He has such a quick wit and comes up with the funniest things to say.  Just last week, he overheard us talking with Kennedy about a crush situation with a boy at school.  Britt tuned in, thought about what we were saying and said, "Well Kennedy, you are pretty easy to fall for." 

       

Britt has always had an enormous imagination.  A HUGE imagination.  An imagination that leads him to build things out of any scrap piece of garbage in the house, to make books out of cereal boxes, and the same creativity that makes nighttime monsters larger than life.

Brittan has always had an affinity for sugar...

...brown sugar, white sugar, refined or not, he loves it all equally.  So does the dentist.  Egad!

Mr. Jack-0-lantern grin will soon be losing his two front teeth.  I can't imagine what he'll look like without this registered trademark.

He's a fan of climbing and exploring and taking life by storm.

Britt is analytical and intense just like his mum.  He is my partner Type A in the household.

As he learns to bridle this propensity of intensity, he will accomplish great things for the good. This past year, he has really grown up a lot.  He understands the give and take in relationships with his family and with kids at school.  He sees and dislikes injustices and is willing to be vocal when he sees things that aren't right.

The only time that Brittan is quiet is when he is asleep. :) 

Yes, the gift of gab he also inherited from me.

Brittan loves any sort of  sort of celebration.  Big or small - he's always ready for a party.

He's always been a mama's boy with lots of kisses and hugs.

He's a great big brother and loves his baby bro.

Brittan is destined for awesome things in his life.  He has been blessed with a smart mind, an iron will, and great determination.  He is someone who will go out into the world and make his presence known.  We love him so much and are proud of him.  

 And did I mention that he likes sugar?

The Acceptance Speech That Was Never Delivered

I had my speech ready.

You know, the speech that I was going to give to my future BFF who has never met me nor heard of me nor knows that we even exist on the same planet.

Or in the same galaxy.

I had visions of walking up to her, graciously accepting my autographed copy of her sold out book (I had 2 copies waiting for me...prepaid...HA!) and delivering a bouquet of words and emotions so eloquent and articulate that she would stammer to reciprocate a response. Overwhelmed and flustered with excitement and equal adoration, she would grab her camera, snap a picture of me (actually multiple pictures of me and a few of Kennedy and my step mom), and dedicate an entire post to our introduction - the night she met her newest soul sister and confidante in the great state of Utah.

In my mind's eye, it worked out so well.  We hugged.  She even cried a little. She grabbed her cell phone and dialed up the Marlboro Man so that she could share the good news with him. He wasn't bothered with the call being so late (time zones and all). He was just ecstatic for her that this book tour could have given her such a gift.  

The gift of me.

The next call would be made to Hyacinth, her previous BFF.  Words would be exchanged, I would look away pretending I didn't hear the sobs and shrieking on the other end of her conversation, and that would be it.

I would be in the numero uno spot.

I won't boast about all of the details, but just know that they would have included scheduled lunch dates, a planned trip to the ranch (where I'd cook with her pots and pans in the Lodge), and Christmas shopping and baking. Little ol' me and the Pioneer Woman.  

Having such a colorful and detailed imagination isn't always healthy.

Can you tell?

Screeching back to reality (for just a moment), here's how the night really went down.

We enjoyed Brittan's birthday celebration (pictures and details coming soon). Around 7:30 p.m. Kennedy and I headed into SLC to meet my step mom at the King's English bookstore. When we arrived after 8:00 p.m., we saw hoards of fans standing outside waiting to get their glimpse of PW. Accessing the situation and talking to people who had already been there for 2 1/2 hours, we determined that it would have taken us at least 3 hours to get to her.  

Add in a couple more hours for my speech deliverance, lengthy phone calls made (see above), hugging, sharing pictures of our kids, recipe swapping, future visits scheduling, and so on and so forth, it would have been 3:00 a.m. before we got out of there. 

Selfless mother act #9,532, I grabbed my book and left so that Kennedy could get to bed at a decent time.  

Boy, she owes me BIG time.