Hey Chyrese,
I know where you live.
Don't think you can leave me on the side of the road for dead.
(Yeah, and I liked how you closed your eyes so you didn't have to see all the gore. Those are some mad driving skills, lady.)
These eyes will stare yours down someday.
Be ready for it!
Rico the Raccoon
8 comments:
oh, that is horrible! seriously HOW FUN WAS LAST NIGHT!!!! a bunch of great women!!
I am dying...that was good! It was a terrific night...and this was the highlight! love you ladies of the evening!
You know there's no real proof that we actually HIT that racoon... but Chyrese DID have her eyes closed... so it's one of life's mysteries that will never truly be answered.
Super fun night!! I could have gone all night..anyone in for round 2 tonight??
No proof? How can it be that Chris and I were the only ones who felt the entire 'Burb lift off the ground and jolt us all as we ran over the poor little guy? OK, maybe it wasn't that dramatic but I know I felt a thump. Poor little Rico...
Poor little Rico?? There's probably a million little Ricos out there pulling the same trick every night on that street. I'm sorry that I don't feel sorry for something that would want to rip my face off if I ever got within 10 feet of it. Call me crazy but I think Rico is better off in racoon heaven where he can't terrorize innocent women just trying to have a night out. Poor Rico?? I say poor us!!
You make me laugh, Megan!
I did not kill that damn racoon. Have you ever heard of cracks in the asphalt? I figure it's just one less varmint in the world. I'm sure "Rico" didn't feel a thing. Are you aware that Rico could very well have had rabies? I did you all a favor, even with my eyes shut.
Awesome night, I seriously love all you gals. Lets do it again really soon!!!
YEA! Chyrese left a comment. It wasn't that painful, right? And not a single mistake. :D
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